Awkward Childhood

Posted by LiviDol | Posted in | Posted on 7:35 PM

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I'm just gonna come right out and say it. I have a thing, and by thing I mean a pretty big thing for fictional characters. I love them, and I love to love them. The list goes on and on. From Han Solo, to Sirius Black, to Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho to Link from Legend of Zelda.

Link was a huge crush of mine when I was little. The first few Zelda games weren't the cause of it, nosiree. God damn that Ocarina of Time. It was life changing. And now, when I say life changing, I generally mean it. Because think about it, how can something be life changing?
(It changes your life, btw) But Orcarina of Time changed my life because little young Link grew up and got HOT. Seriously, hott. With the sword, and the tunic, and that biggoron's sword that was probably overcompensating for something but we'll just ignore that. AND. wait for it, on top of it all, Link was a musician. Music is a way to a girls heart, at least this girl's. And you put an instrument in a boy's hand and the hottness level just skyrockets. Even if it is just an ocarina.

Also, he did so well with animals. It was adorable. Except for the chickens...

Also, also. IkindofhadathingforSonictheHedgehog. I know I know I
knowIknowIknow. It's weird because he's a hedgehog. Like, super weird. And it's weird because he's blue, and was a hedgehog. I get it okay? It would be like having feelings for Clifford the Big Red Dog. and I get that. Don't judge. But it was confusing because he was a male, and they personified him SO WELL, and he SAVEDTHEWORLD. You can't not love a hero. Society tells us we have
to love heroes, because you have too. They're heroes, duh. But this particular one was a hedgehog. Luckily, I got over Sonic because A) he was a hedgehog and 2) Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon.

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