Princess Bella Swan
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Princess Peach. Bella Swan.
There are smiliarties between them. Like, seriously, think about it. I promise you.
They are both completely Dependant on the boys they have lured in slowly, but surely with the use of general clumsiness and being the only
female character in a video game.
With Bella, it's a vampire family, a whole pack of werewolfs, and the few mortal stragglers that don't stand a chance. Princess Peach is surronded by italian plumbers, giant mutant turtledinosaurs and talking mushrooms.
Something else they have in common? They are constantly leading boys on. Bella is constantly stringing Jacob Black along, giving him false hope, making him fight with "perfect" Ed
Does this mean that I'm not gonna be Princess Peach for Halloween this year? No, you bet your pretty face I'm going pink dress shopping tomorrow.
They are both completely Dependant on the boys they have lured in slowly, but surely with the use of general clumsiness and being the only
female character in a video game.
With Bella, it's a vampire family, a whole pack of werewolfs, and the few mortal stragglers that don't stand a chance. Princess Peach is surronded by italian plumbers, giant mutant turtledinosaurs and talking mushrooms.
Seriously, talking mushrooms.
Whenever Bella or Peach are in trouble, who comes in to rescue them? Men. Who is constantly sneaking in through windows and stealing them out of their homes? Edward Cullen and Bowser. Both men (in the sense that Vampires and giant Turtledinosaurs can be). What do Bella and Peach do when they are being kidnapped? Flail, they flail a whole lot. These two characters have feminists pulling out their hair.
Whenever Bella or Peach are in trouble, who comes in to rescue them? Men. Who is constantly sneaking in through windows and stealing them out of their homes? Edward Cullen and Bowser. Both men (in the sense that Vampires and giant Turtledinosaurs can be). What do Bella and Peach do when they are being kidnapped? Flail, they flail a whole lot. These two characters have feminists pulling out their hair.
Something else they have in common? They are constantly leading boys on. Bella is constantly stringing Jacob Black along, giving him false hope, making him fight with "perfect" Ed
ward Cullen. Thats not even mentioning the boys that had their sights on innocent, clueless, clumsy Bella Swan when she walked into her new school for the first time. And Peach? Well, Peach isn't any better. Why do you think Toad sticks around in the castle, jumping up and down in a panic, explaining to Mario what happened? Because he looooves her. In my opinion at least. And Peach doesn't do anything about it, she just lets poor Toad stand in the castle day after day, night after night, waiting for Mario to be the better man and rescue the Princess.
Also. Why do you think Bowser keeps kidnapping the princess over and over again, with whatever chance he has? Probably because he wants her too.
SERIOUSLY. Bella and Peach? Do something yourselfs for once. Dear Peach, kicking and flailing when Bowser throws you over his turtleshell clearly is not a good method for not getting kidnapped. And Bella? You make me sick.
Also. Why do you think Bowser keeps kidnapping the princess over and over again, with whatever chance he has? Probably because he wants her too.
SERIOUSLY. Bella and Peach? Do something yourselfs for once. Dear Peach, kicking and flailing when Bowser throws you over his turtleshell clearly is not a good method for not getting kidnapped. And Bella? You make me sick.
Does this mean they are bad literary characters? No, Bella is actually pretty damn realistic. She's clumsy, looking for acceptance, has zero self esteem, believes her mancandy is better much, much better than her. This remind you of anything, ladies? I might be speaking for myself but this definitely brings me back to my high school days. No joke, I was Band President, kinda gawky with flaming red hair. My high school boyfriend? He was on the football team and P.E was his favorite class. It's like your average Taylor Swift song.
Also.
Does this mean that I'm not gonna be Princess Peach for Halloween this year? No, you bet your pretty face I'm going pink dress shopping tomorrow.
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